SCOTT'S TAKES

WHATCHA GONNA DO?

Listen up, brother! Jay might be the "heel" around here with his fancy carbon paper and his "analysis," but Scott is here for the real fans. The ones who remember when a leg drop meant the end of the world. The ones who know that 40 minutes of technical wrestling is just 35 minutes too long.

I'm bringing the red, white, and blue back to wrestling ratings. If it doesn't have a clear hero and a clear villain, I don't want to hear about it. We're going back to basics. We're making ratings great again.