THE PACK

Bowser & Friends

Meet the real brains behind NoSheetz. While I'm busy yelling at the TV about work-rate, these three are busy actually running the household. Zero bad takes, guaranteed.

Bowser
THE BIG DOG

BOWSER

The Head of the Table. Acknowledged by all. Bowser doesn't care about your 5-star matches unless they involve a tennis ball and a nap.

FINISHER: THE BELLY RUB RATING: 11★
loki
THE TRICKSTER

LOKI

Super Heavyweight. Known for mid-air intercepts and chaotic energy. Loki is the Super Heavyweight Champion of the living room.
zuko
THE EXILE

ZUKO

Technical specialist. Prefers the shadows and strategic strikes. Zuko is always looking for his honor (and the red laser dot).
FUTURE PLANS

Think your pet has what it takes to be NoSheetz Certified? Soon we'll be opening up the gallery for fan submissions. Get those photos ready.